February 2012
oooh i’m scott and i watch porn
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dicks, dicks everywhere
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trijumeau replied to your post: starkie replied to your post: starkie replied to…
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starkie replied to your post: starkie replied to your post: Remember dizzy…
Anonymous asked: What's your opinion on Jeff Goldblum?
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starkie replied to your post: Remember dizzy ducks? When you used to just spin…
Why are you wankers chatting on about Dizzy Dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren’t dizzy. They’re sensible, stamping types. None of this spinning around business. Ridiculous thing to say.
Remember dizzy ducks? When you used to just spin round and round and round and the last person to fall down was the winner. That was a good game.
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Do people get notifications on Facebook if you save their pictures?
onthenarrowingline:
for my overseas followers:...
When people I don’t like post on Facebook, I make myself feel better by whispering mean things at the computer and then laughing at how clever and cutting I am
It must be hard being a cat during the summer cos you’d get really hot and then not be able to take your jumper off because your jumper is permanent.
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Kim Kelly is my friend - ONSIND
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alxqnn replied to your post: alxqnn replied to your post: hfgptrsvbnqzwtkmdcxlj…
so bears made out of potato want to get eaten… but smiling faces are terrifying?
Eating pom bears is like eating cows or baby sheep or piggies except potatoes were murdered, not animals. I can understand that. My head can deal with it. Anthropomorphised potatoes are fine if you go ALL THE WAY with it and make...
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alxqnn replied to your post: hfgptrsvbnqzwtkmdcxlj replied to your photo: The…
…get out Walker. And just when I added you to my about me
OH MY GOD, quinny, you babe. PLZ DON’T DISOWN ME, I JUST FIND THEM REALLY SCARY OKAY?!
hfgptrsvbnqzwtkmdcxlj replied to your post: hfgptrsvbnqzwtkmdcxlj replied to your photo: The…
what about pom bears, please tell me you like pom...
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hfgptrsvbnqzwtkmdcxlj replied to your photo: The worst kind of food is food with a face. I…
how can you hate potato smileys oh my god
they are CREEPY and they smile and smile and smile and your teeth could be tearing them apart but they’re still smiling and then I bet they mash back together in your tummy and smile at your insides and stay there forever smiling
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I wish they would rename turkey dinosaurs to “Turkeysaurs” or “Turkeysaurus Rex”
Today is an exciting day because it is the first time all week that I have been able to eat proper solid food without it hurting my throat. ALL THE SCRATCHY CRISPS, COME TO ME.
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Sometimes I used to think maybe being freed from the shackles of my smartphone would be liberating. It’s not. It’s just pissing annoying.
Okay no so I didn’t get my new phone because dad’s card had accidentally been blocked and in the time it took to unblock it, the shop had closed. He’s not off until Wednesday and that’s the day I go to Sheffield and he doesn’t know if he’ll be free (aka he’ll be sleeping) during the morning so we can’t go in before I leave for Sheff. Fingers crossed...
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Getting a new phone lol.
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It is a shame really but I can’t really be arsed with a lot of people I went to college with.
Go go gadget passive aggression!
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eyesofdoethighsofstallion:
5 more sleeps ‘til I get to touch Walkers elbow. Eep.
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Three minutes into this film and there are boobs everywhere
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Anonymous asked: do you know what's a "wordly"?
Anonymous asked: your blog makes me laugh so much
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Once I bought a tiramisu from Tesco that was meant to serve five people and ate all of it and I think that it’s definitely up there in my top fifty Glorious Moments.
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shitgeordieshoresays:
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Hey guys, white middle class people are allowed to be offended by stuff too!